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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:50

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Scientists stunned to observe that humpback whales might be trying to talk to us - ZME Science
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Bryce Huff thankful he landed with 49ers - NBC Sports
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Beef cattle disease found in southeast Iowa herd, first time seen in state - weareiowa.com
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Why mosquito season will have less bite this year in Southern California - Los Angeles Daily News
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Midlife Caffeine Intake Linked to Healthy Aging - Neuroscience News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Trump says 'it's possible' US gets involved in Israel-Iran conflict - ABC News
Then came..
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Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Trevor Penning: The things I do well fit better at guard - NBC Sports
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives