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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists stunned to observe that humpback whales might be trying to talk to us - ZME Science

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Bryce Huff thankful he landed with 49ers - NBC Sports

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Beef cattle disease found in southeast Iowa herd, first time seen in state - weareiowa.com

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Why mosquito season will have less bite this year in Southern California - Los Angeles Daily News

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Midlife Caffeine Intake Linked to Healthy Aging - Neuroscience News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Trump says 'it's possible' US gets involved in Israel-Iran conflict - ABC News

Then came..

Still no good.

“I Mapped the Invisible”: American High School Student Groundbreaking AI Reveals 1.5 Million Space Objects Previously Hidden from Astronomers - Indian Defence Review

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Trevor Penning: The things I do well fit better at guard - NBC Sports

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives